You deserve a break today
From my all-time favorite author and humorist, Erma Bombeck:
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
My oldest son is relieved that I no longer call him by his Aunt's name. But then again he's a teenager, so now he's unhappy that I call him at all.
